Wednesday, August 11, 2010

She Recants! Damsel in Distress Not Kidnapped

Anonymous Source has resurfaced briefly to explain that Rand Paul did not kidnap her; she calls the reaction to her interview "overblown." Her encounter with Paul now seems to be consistent with the NoZe brothers' tradition of "kidnapping" willing co-eds, and taking them places they did not expect, often via a U-Haul truck.

My theory is that she let Paul blind-fold her and went with him -- willingly, as she makes clear -- because she had a crush on him. Thirty years later, she can't get him out of her head.

Meanwhile, other Baylor undergraduates describe "Rand(y)" as a nice guy who liked to talk about Austrian school economics. That is, at the time of life when Trey Grayson was experimenting with (Bill) Clintonianism, and Barry Obama with Saul Alinsky, Rand Paul's ideology already had coalesced.

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