Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Dear Louisville Metro Council

Dear Metro Council,

I am writing to inquire about the whereabouts of my free gift cards.  Were they lost in the mail?

I have decorated for Christmas every year.  And yet I have not received any gift cards for my efforts.

Target gift cards would do, although they expire if you don't use them fast enough.  My lawnmower died, so Home Depot gift cards would work.  I can always use Kroger gift cards -- especially for gas.

If it is too much trouble to buy they gift card, you can just get me cash. I understand that some of these freebies are given out at holiday parties to which I and other taxpayers were not invited.  No hard feelings.  Just give me my free stuff and all will be forgiven.

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